PSA- A Clue For The Clueless

Because there seems to be clueless individuals who need a good wallop upside the head with a clue by four I present you with
Squeaky's Handy Dandy A Number One Guide to Not Being a BDSM Internet Doucheweasel

1. Nobody likes a Doucheweasel.
If you act like an ass nobody will like you, unless you're me, but you're not so cut it out. Word gets around on sites like these, we know who is a decent person and who is a douchenozzel to avoid.

2. You're the only person who gives a damn about your self-appointed title.
So you call yourself Lord Master Domly McSadistic pants? Newsflash pal, you're not impressing anybody. Titles are a dime a dozen (or cheaper at Wal*Mart) and don't mean shit until you're in a relationship with someone who gives a crap.

3. Nobody is obligated to play with you.
You cannot saunter in, pick out a random submissive, and "own" her. You don't get to demand anything from anybody- And if you do, that just points out to all the submissives what a moron you are and we all laugh at you.

4. Profiles exist for a reason.
Try reading them, and then try to wrap your head around the idea that there will be people who have absolutely no interest in you:
Submissives do not want to be your Dom.
Folks in a Monogamous relationship do not want to play with you.
Folks in a Poly or Open relationship pick their partners, you don't get to insert yourself where you're not wanted.
People only looking for friends are not interested in you, period.

5. Sumissive is not synonymous with "easy lay" so stop acting like it is.
Most submissives are picky about who we choose to be our partner and if you act like we owe you something because you have yourself a meaningless title we won't choose you. Try acting like a decent human being who is interested in us as people and you might get somewhere, unless we're not interested (this is where profile reading comes in handy).

6. Not everybody speaks English, but for the love of dog, "NO" is a really simple concept to grasp.
So if someone says it, move on. They don't want to have anything to do with what you're suggesting.

7. Stop writing stupid messages.
Spam is a turn-off. If we get the idea that you're sending the same message to everybody on this site in a fishing expedition to hopefully hook some naive baby seal, we'll laugh at you. Take the time to write something that's not spammy and inane and you might make friends.

8. We don't care about your weenie, vag, etc.
Most of us have seen one, or have one of those. They're not special, they're not impressive, and they scream "Desperate for attention" and "This is the only interesting thing about me" and I'm not sorry to say, desperation is not attractive nor is your fixation with your own genitallia. Get over yourself and your parts.

9. I really like calling out the stupid and inept, so if you give me a reason I will post about you.
And it won't be flattering. So save yourself the potential public humiliation and get a clue already. Stop acting like a tard and start treating people like you'd treat any stranger you met out at the grocery store, or gas station, or mall. Be polite, be courteous, be kind. Be a decent human being- It's not that hard.